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This WebDNA talk-list message is from 1997
It keeps the original formatting.
numero = 15096
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texte = Hello all,I'm sorry it's not WEBCAT issue, but I could not stop myself from sending this.I hope you enjoy it.---------------------------------------------------->Bill Gates meets Satan.Wiiiiilliam Gaaaates...> Oh, hi, Satan. What's up downstairs?>It's tiiiiime...> Yeah, but we're still debugging Memphis, and Ballmer swears>he'll wipe out Adobe before lunch, and Melinda wants to change>the tile in the third-floor kitchen again, and...>Sorry, Bill. I've given you too many extensions already, not>to mention the Oracle8 launch event disaster, not to mention>Steve Jobs' head on a platter.>Yeah, that was a good one. I think you enjoy this as much as>I...>Regardless, a deal's a deal. Your soul is mine, Bill Gates.>And today is the day you pay your eternal debt to me.>Now, let's be reasonable here, Satan...>Reasonable?!? You want reasonable?!? You're the richest man>in the world! You've got a beautiful wife and daughter!>Microsoft is the most powerful company on the planet! We're even>using NT to run hell's WAN server! And frankly, it sucks.>That's one of the reasons I've come to collect. If you can't get>my network to run right, you'll spend the afterlife writing>Windows applications that run on doorbells...>What's your alternative, Satan? Netware? AppleTalk? OS/2?>You're a funny guy for someone who breathes fire.>Well, God is porting all his heaven-critical applications to>Java...>Java?!? Stop it, Satan. You're going to make me wet my pants>again like that time you told me to buy Novell for $50 a share.>Yes, Java, running on Sun servers, IBM plumbing and Oracle>databases with thin clients accessing the apps via the web>through Netscape Navigator.>That's not a solution, that's one of those Grimm's fairy tales>that scare children to death. I have yet to see an NC actually>being used to do anything except crash during demonstrations.>Look, Java is a nice little language for animating web sites, but>Shockwave after too many espressos isn't going to displace>Windows as an applications platform on hundreds of millions of>PCs.>Nevertheless, Java is the future of computing, and I'll be>damned if I'm going to give God a strategic technology advantage!>Satan, what if I told you I could kill off Java with a single>word?>Interesting. Tell me more.>Wait a minute. What's in it for me?>I promise I won't turn you into Larry Ellison's bidet right>this second.>Okay, that works for me. Here's the word...disable.>Disable what?>Disable Java support in Internet Explorer.>You mean Microsoft's web browser won't run Java anymore?>That's right, brimstone breath. You want to run Java, give>Netscape 50 bucks per seat and pray that IBM doesn't buy the>company to merge Communicator with Lotus Notes.>The Department of Justice will...>Will what? Punish me because I won't support a product my>enemies want to use to destroy my company? Chevrolet dealers>don't have to sell Fords. Pepsi's restaurants don't have to>offer Coke. Why does Microsoft have to support Java?>It's an industry standard...>It's an industry hallucination.>There will be a public outcry...>From who? Network managers? MIS? The CIO? They're up to>their nosehairs in Cobol getting ready for January 1, 2000. To>them, Java is still a cute word for coffee.>What about all those spiffy applets on thousands of web sites?>Microsoft owns 100 percent of the Apple and Windows preload>market for browsers, and our overall share has gone from zero to>half in two years. It's a safe bet most people will soon use IE>for web access. If they come to a site that doesn't work because>of Java, they'll simply jump to the next one. Trust me, developerswill>switch to>ActiveX faster than you can say 'Playstation.'>What about other platforms...>Like Intel has competition?>Interactive TV...>We call it WebTV in Redmond.>Venture capitalists have invested billions...>To get a date with Kim Polese.>Sun will write a plug-in...>Not without the hidden APIs.>Of all my minions, you are my very favorite, Bill. You may>stay.>Thanks, Satan. Now, about that Exchange license agreement...>-- !!! !!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! !!! !!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Natalie M. Rezonoff, Webmaster !!! Shani Information Technologies !!!!! natasha@shani.net !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
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Hello all,I'm sorry it's not WEBCAT issue, but I could not stop myself from sending this.I hope you enjoy it.---------------------------------------------------->Bill Gates meets Satan.Wiiiiilliam Gaaaates...> Oh, hi, Satan. What's up downstairs?>It's tiiiiime...> Yeah, but we're still debugging Memphis, and Ballmer swears>he'll wipe out Adobe before lunch, and Melinda wants to change>the tile in the third-floor kitchen again, and...>Sorry, Bill. I've given you too many extensions already, not>to mention the Oracle8 launch event disaster, not to mention>Steve Jobs' head on a platter.>Yeah, that was a good one. I think you enjoy this as much as>I...>Regardless, a deal's a deal. Your soul is mine, Bill Gates.>And today is the day you pay your eternal debt to me.>Now, let's be reasonable here, Satan...>Reasonable?!? You want reasonable?!? You're the richest man>in the world! You've got a beautiful wife and daughter!>Microsoft is the most powerful company on the planet! We're even>using NT to run hell's WAN server! And frankly, it sucks.>That's one of the reasons I've come to collect. If you can't get>my network to run right, you'll spend the afterlife writing>Windows applications that run on doorbells...>What's your alternative, Satan? Netware? AppleTalk? OS/2?>You're a funny guy for someone who breathes fire.>Well, God is porting all his heaven-critical applications to>Java...>Java?!? Stop it, Satan. You're going to make me wet my pants>again like that time you told me to buy Novell for $50 a share.>Yes, Java, running on Sun servers, IBM plumbing and Oracle>databases with thin clients accessing the apps via the web>through Netscape Navigator.>That's not a solution, that's one of those Grimm's fairy tales>that scare children to death. I have yet to see an NC actually>being used to do anything except crash during demonstrations.>Look, Java is a nice little language for animating web sites, but>Shockwave after too many espressos isn't going to displace>Windows as an applications platform on hundreds of millions of>PCs.>Nevertheless, Java is the future of computing, and I'll be>damned if I'm going to give God a strategic technology advantage!>Satan, what if I told you I could kill off Java with a single>word?>Interesting. Tell me more.>Wait a minute. What's in it for me?>I promise I won't turn you into Larry Ellison's bidet right>this second.>Okay, that works for me. Here's the word...disable.>Disable what?>Disable Java support in Internet Explorer.>You mean Microsoft's web browser won't run Java anymore?>That's right, brimstone breath. You want to run Java, give>Netscape 50 bucks per seat and pray that IBM doesn't buy the>company to merge Communicator with Lotus Notes.>The Department of Justice will...>Will what? Punish me because I won't support a product my>enemies want to use to destroy my company? Chevrolet dealers>don't have to sell Fords. Pepsi's restaurants don't have to>offer Coke. Why does Microsoft have to support Java?>It's an industry standard...>It's an industry hallucination.>There will be a public outcry...>From who? Network managers? MIS? The CIO? They're up to>their nosehairs in Cobol getting ready for January 1, 2000. To>them, Java is still a cute word for coffee.>What about all those spiffy applets on thousands of web sites?>Microsoft owns 100 percent of the Apple and Windows preload>market for browsers, and our overall share has gone from zero to>half in two years. It's a safe bet most people will soon use IE>for web access. If they come to a site that doesn't work because>of Java, they'll simply jump to the next one. Trust me, developerswill>switch to>ActiveX faster than you can say 'Playstation.'>What about other platforms...>Like Intel has competition?>Interactive TV...>We call it WebTV in Redmond.>Venture capitalists have invested billions...>To get a date with Kim Polese.>Sun will write a plug-in...>Not without the hidden APIs.>Of all my minions, you are my very favorite, Bill. You may>stay.>Thanks, Satan. Now, about that Exchange license agreement...>-- !!! !!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! !!! !!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Natalie M. Rezonoff, Webmaster !!! Shani Information Technologies !!!!! natasha@shani.net !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
natasha
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