I get a lot of spam

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2002


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texte = and normally i just spam cop them and be done with it but this made me laugh and i thought i would share...I hope not all of them reply or that could prove to be a bit much for the wee fax machine... DOH!If anybody lives close to this place where a fax call doesn't incure a charge maybe you could do the old trick of sending them a fax and before its finished - cellotape the end of the fax to the beginning so it doesn't stop... hehehehe [snip]400 MILLION Email Addresses in a 3 volume, 5-disk set** Complete package only $139!! **Reach categories Like:Business Opportunity seekers, MLM, Gambling, Adult, Auctions, Golf, Auto, Fitness Health, Investments, Sports, Phsychics, Opt-in Etc..* ALSO FEATURING OVER 25 MILLION VERIFIED AOL, COMPUSERVE & MCI ADDRESSES * MILLIONS OF RANDOM DOMAINS ORGANIZED BY DOMAIN NAME.* NEW * 7 Million Chinese speaking persons' email addresses. ** NEW ** EMAIL GOLD CD - 100 Million FRESHLY EXTRACTED EMAIL ADDRESSESThe whole cd package is in TEXT file format and fully exportable to any software.You'll enjoy more responses than with any other advertising media! FAX THIS ORDER FORM BACK TO 1-630-604-1030 or 1-443-659-0730 Please PRINT or TYPE clearlyFull Name:________________________________________________Company Name:_____________________________________________Telephone:________________________________________________Fax:______________________________________________________Email Address:__________________________________________* REQUIRED FIELDShipping Address:______________________________________________City:____________________ State/Province:________________Country:_________________________ZIP/Postal:_____________Shipping Options:[] $7 Regular Mail (2 - 4 weeks) [] $15 Priority Mail (1 - 2 weeks) [] $30 Fedex (overnight) For US & Canada Only - Other countries extra, please enquire by phone or emailProduct: (All prices are in US funds)[] Email Marketing CDROM with 100 million Addresses $69.00 [] 200 MILLION EMAIL ADDRESSES on 2 CD's $79.00 [] 1.5 Million USA Business Fax Numbers $49.00 [] COMBO PACKAGE A - ALL DIRECTORIES ABOVE (3 CDs) $99.00[] Email Gold CD FRESHLY EXTRACTED 100 Million Addresses $99.00 [] 7 Million Chinese Email Addresses $99.00 [] COMBO PACKAGE B - ALL DIRECTORIES ABOVE (5 CDs) $139.00 TOTAL: $_________ US Funds============================================================================ ====[/snip] ------------------------------------------------------------- This message is sent to you because you are subscribed to the mailing list . To unsubscribe, E-mail to: To switch to the DIGEST mode, E-mail to Web Archive of this list is at: http://webdna.smithmicro.com/ Associated Messages, from the most recent to the oldest:

    
  1. Re: I get a lot of spam (Glenn Busbin 2002)
  2. I get a lot of spam (Andrew Simpson 2002)
and normally i just spam cop them and be done with it but this made me laugh and i thought i would share...I hope not all of them reply or that could prove to be a bit much for the wee fax machine... DOH!If anybody lives close to this place where a fax call doesn't incure a charge maybe you could do the old trick of sending them a fax and before its finished - cellotape the end of the fax to the beginning so it doesn't stop... hehehehe [snip]400 MILLION Email Addresses in a 3 volume, 5-disk set** Complete package only $139!! **Reach categories Like:Business Opportunity seekers, MLM, Gambling, Adult, Auctions, Golf, Auto, Fitness Health, Investments, Sports, Phsychics, Opt-in Etc..* ALSO FEATURING OVER 25 MILLION VERIFIED AOL, COMPUSERVE & MCI ADDRESSES * MILLIONS OF RANDOM DOMAINS ORGANIZED BY DOMAIN NAME.* NEW * 7 Million Chinese speaking persons' email addresses. ** NEW ** EMAIL GOLD CD - 100 Million FRESHLY EXTRACTED EMAIL ADDRESSESThe whole cd package is in TEXT file format and fully exportable to any software.You'll enjoy more responses than with any other advertising media! FAX THIS ORDER FORM BACK TO 1-630-604-1030 or 1-443-659-0730 Please PRINT or TYPE clearlyFull Name:________________________________________________Company Name:_____________________________________________Telephone:________________________________________________Fax:______________________________________________________Email Address:__________________________________________* REQUIRED FIELDShipping Address:______________________________________________City:____________________ State/Province:________________Country:_________________________ZIP/Postal:_____________Shipping Options:[] $7 Regular Mail (2 - 4 weeks) [] $15 Priority Mail (1 - 2 weeks) [] $30 Fedex (overnight) For US & Canada Only - Other countries extra, please enquire by phone or emailProduct: (All prices are in US funds)[] Email Marketing CDROM with 100 million Addresses $69.00 [] 200 MILLION EMAIL ADDRESSES on 2 CD's $79.00 [] 1.5 Million USA Business Fax Numbers $49.00 [] COMBO PACKAGE A - ALL DIRECTORIES ABOVE (3 CDs) $99.00[] Email Gold CD FRESHLY EXTRACTED 100 Million Addresses $99.00 [] 7 Million Chinese Email Addresses $99.00 [] COMBO PACKAGE B - ALL DIRECTORIES ABOVE (5 CDs) $139.00 TOTAL: $_________ US Funds============================================================================ ====[/snip] ------------------------------------------------------------- This message is sent to you because you are subscribed to the mailing list . To unsubscribe, E-mail to: To switch to the DIGEST mode, E-mail to Web Archive of this list is at: http://webdna.smithmicro.com/ Andrew Simpson

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